Why the hell arent there decent looking boys in England. In Chester infact. When I can afford to I’m flying to Arizona, meeting Joel Kanitz, marrying him, cheating with Garrett Nickelson and having his babies and then decide to be with John O’Callaghan but with Joel still on the side. Cool?
28th December 2009.
Work went fast today thank God. Now I’m waiting for Bekee to pick me up for our date with her family :) Gotta love it.
I’ve missed reading, so when my dad got me a few books for christmas, I was pretty happy. One of my favourite so far is The Perks of Being a Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky. I havent read an awful lot of it yet, but I will tonight, after work tomorrow and in the week. Its so good.
The nice girl were in with me, and we took down santas grotto and threw stuff at each other all day because it was dead again. “you make dead good throth jesssssss”- sarah is pretty funny. Except everything she says has sexual meaning behind it. Came home from work a little bit ago. Mum went shopping and bought me peanut butter cookies. Yeahhhh!!!! So my bloated stomach isnt getting s break just yet. Cookies and coffee after tea :) Good mood.
I have to wear a dress to my aunties tonight. But after 2 days of eating roast dinners, cheese and crackers, chocolate, drinking cider and wine and other monstrosities, I feel so bloated. Wheres those slimming pants when ya need them haha :’)
Me and my brother are in the lounge watching Transformers 2, and I have my laptop on my knee talking to my cousin. Mum walks and acts all shocked…
Mum: Jessica- why are you on that on christmas?
Me: Talking to Phil and what not.
Mum: You’re not allowed today.
Me: I pay the bill.
Mum: True…….. well I gave birth to you and your not allowed access to the outside world on any holiday period okay?
Jesus mother- lay off the wine okay ;)
